Frankly, My Dear, I Don't Give a Damn.
I love my cousin! No, I'm not talking about Brandon. I have more than one cousin, you know. I mean, yeah, I love him too, but I'm talking about a different one. Why am I explaining myself to an audience that isn't even there?
I'm talking about my second eldest cousin - he's....24? 25? 26? No idea, but he teaches Chemistry at Broadrick Secondary. No, I don't know where that is either. Kallang, I think. He reminds me of me! That is, he talks to himself. Example:
We were having a BBQ for Chinese New Year [yes, my family does that. Shut up. ):] and he came over and said, "Blachan blachan is a must..." and then he scooped some and walked away. Then he came back and said, "chicken chicken where's the chicken? Oh, it's here. Chaaa." Yeah, he said 'chaa'. While spearing the chicken with his fork. LOL.
And then he walked away and 5 minutes later came back going "beef beef beef beef beef |:" which was strange because I was doing that too.
But it's funny, not just because he talks to himself, but because he says it all in this really sardonic monotone. Which makes it all the better.
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